From the Facebook Group Tall Ships Geeks
How to Simulate Ship Life
Sleep on the Shelf in your hallway closet; replace the door with a sheet.
6 hours after you fall asleep have a stranger open your curtain, shine a light in your eyes, and whisper wrong rack.
While showering use only cold water and turn it off while sudsing.
Each morning power wash your house with a garden hose.
Every month take apart every appliance in the house (whether working or not) and put them back together again; hoping you do it right.
Invite 20 strangers to live in your house for 2 months.
Read books by flash light under your coffee table.
Use 17 scoops of coffee for 8 cups of water. Let it sit for 6 hours with the coffee grinds still in it. Drink at a luke warm temperature.
Invite someone you have known for 3 days or less to climb onto your roof and vomit into the wind, making sure it goes all over them and you.
Only eat food that comes from a can.
Don’t shave.
Wake up every night for an hour to patrol the house…get the family involved and develop a watch system.
Climb telephone poles of questionable structural integrity.
Stand on your roof for 4 hours looking into the distance.
Hang sheets from tree branches and stow them.
At some point during the day yell all hands on deck.
Don’t shower at home. Walk 10-20 minutes down the road and ask a neighbor to use their showers.
Enter your house by means of a rope ladder into the second story window.
Unplug the TVs and radios. Only read magazines from 5 years ago to stay abrest on current events.
Listen to your favorite cd 6 times a day for 2 weeks.
Buy fresh fruit and veggies. Eat them 3 weeks later.
Repaint the interior of your house every other month…whether it needs it or not.